First Baptist plans no-excuse Sunday First Baptist Church will hold a "no-excuse Sunday" on March 14 at 10:30 a.m.
Cots will be placed in the church for those who say that Sunday is their only day to sleep in. Aspirin will be available for those with headaches or other pains, blankets for those who are cold, fans for those too warm, cotton balls for those who say that the pastor preaches too loud, and a few unattached relatives will be in attendance for those who like to visit.
The church, located at 101 East Main, Vermillion, will be landscaped with fake shrubbery, poinsettias and Easter lilies. Special gospel music will be sung by Mark Jenkins.