Didja know Bob’s cleaning out scraps?

Didja know Bob's cleaning out scraps? by Bob Karolevitz I�m taking a week off, so that means you�ll get another Didja column. It also helps me get rid of all those tiny scraps of paper I keep notes on.

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Didja know that untold wealth is what�s reported to the IRS?

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Didja notice that opportunity always knocks, but temptation walks right in without any warning?

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Didja hear about the worried guitar players who fret too much?

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Didja know that a good writer is like a criminal? They both prefer short sentences.

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Didja hear about the motorist who had his car recalled because of a defective bank account?

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Didja know that the difference between eating out and dining out is about $15 per person?

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And didja notice that food with half the calories costs twice as much?

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Didja know that only a mediocre person is always at his best?

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Didja hear about the procrastinator who never got around to it?

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Didja know that you can never make the right number of pancakes?

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Didja know that 57.3 percent of all statistics are made up? (The same goes for public opinion polls.)

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Didja hear about the guy who sold his TV set so he could pay his cable bill?

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Didja know it�s hard to take a man seriously when he�s wearing Bermuda shorts?

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Didja know that he who laughs last thinks slowest?

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Didja know that bacteria is the only culture some people have?

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Didja know that it only takes one match to start a forest fire and a whole boxful to get the campfire going?

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Didja know that experience is something you DON�T get until just after you need it?

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Didja know the hardness of the butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread?

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Didja know that paper is always strongest at the perforations?

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Didja know that it�s hard to make a comeback when you haven�t been anywhere?

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Didja know that no matter how thin you slice it, it�s still baloney?

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Didja know that golf is a good walk spoiled? and didja know that the Scots invented golf � which explains why they also invented Scotch?

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Didja know that if you don�t learn from your mistakes, there�s no use making them?

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Didja know that if no one took risks, Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor?

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Didja know that you start cutting your wisdom teeth the first time you bite off more than you can chew?

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And didja know that this is the fifth Didja column (dating back to 1990) � and thank goodness for minor plagarism which makes it all possible !?!

� 2003 Robert F. Karolevitz

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