Didja know Bob collects this stuff?

Didja know Bob collects this stuff?
Well, it's simple for another Didja column. It's the eighth one, so I'm running out of Didjas. You editors should be happy about that!

Didja know that a fox shouldn't be used for guarding the chicken coop?

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Didja know that men don't stumble over mountains but over molehills?

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Didja know that marriage is like a traffic jam? It's a lot easier to get into than out of.

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Didja know it's possible to get into hot water by skating on thin ice?

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Didja know a laugh a day keeps the psychiatrist away?

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Didja know that a man who can smile when he's made a mistake is probably married to a woman who doesn't know about it? Or he usually has someone he can blame it on!

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Didja know that opportunity only knocks once, but temptation keeps banging on the door?

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Didja know that planning ahead pays off? It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

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Didja know that when your outgo exceeds your income, your upkeep will be your downfall?

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Didja know that you should always be sincere – whether you mean it or not?

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Didja know there are a lot of people looking for a job, but not many looking for work?

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Didja know if you drink coffee on the job, you'll toss and turn at your desk all day?

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Didja know that politicians are like headless nails? Once they get in, they're hard to get out.

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Didja know it's bad luck to be superstitious?

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Didja know that what Mother Nature giveth, Father Time taketh away?

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Didja know that if you eat a live toad first thing in the morning, nothing worse can happen to you the rest of the day?

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Didja know that experience is what you get when you don't get what you really wanted? It also enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

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Didja hear about the guy who had the Midas touch? Everything he touches turns into a muffler.

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Didja know that you should never carry guns – or your temper half-cocked?

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Didja know that the only thing some husbands and wives have in common is that they were married on the same day?

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Didja know fun is like insurance? The older you get, the more it costs.

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Didja know that only the one who wears the shoe knows where it hurts?

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Didja know that America was better off when there were more whittlers and fewer chislers?

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Didja know that one of life's little pleasures is finding a parking place with time still left on the meter?

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Didja know that no one is ever too old to learn a new way to do something dumb?

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Didja know that flattery is like chewing gum? Enjoy it, but don't swallow it.

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Didja know that politicians, like diapers should be changed often – and for the same reason?

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This is the last Didja column – at least until I get more material!

© 2007 Robert F. Karolevitz

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